http://darthsanddroids.net/ - my favourite web comic
I already have one... I speak Polish
Probably a Jedi. Or Indiana Jones
The same as now, my parents did a great job teaching me about good music. So Black Sabbath, Genesis, Jethro Tull, ZZ Top, Dżem, Kult, Sztywny Pal Azji and many many others rock bands
Probably knowing where the footer.phtml in Magento is (http://www.prlog.org/10539709-the-inchooers.jpg)
I think the main question should be when...?
Coke with Ice